Today is the 25th anniversary of My Star Wars, aka the original Jurassic Park. I talk a little bit about it over at The Film Experience this afternoon for this week's edition of "Beauty vs Beast" - click on over to vote! - but what I really wish I could do right now is dig through the boxes of 1993 memorabilia that I have buried in boxes at my Mom's house and post about that stuff. That'd bring it all flooding back. Spielberg's original film was my first head-over-heels movie infatuation - I didn't think about anything else for months and months. You might say it was the Call Me By Your Name of its day. And now I've got myself imagining a mash-up...
Poor Anchise, swallowed whole by a Megalodon
while fishing for dinner. And look out, Oliver....!
Bringing a whole new meaning to "Hold on to your butts."