Thursday, May 31, 2018

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Steven: There's a way we can put a stop to all of this. All we need to do is find the tooth of a baby crocodile, the blood of a pigeon and the pubes of a virgin. And then we just have to burn them all before sunset. Let me see, do we have any spare teeth lying around? Teeth, pubes? Nope, none here! Let me see, do we have any here? Pubes? teeth? Nothing in this box either. Where are they? I'm sure they were here earlier. I put them here myself. Who's been moving things around? Fucking unbelievable! I don't suppose you have any pubes I could have, by any chance? Oh, I forgot. You don't have any left. We don't have any of the things we need.

Happy 42 to Colin Farrell today!

1 comment:

Matt miller said...

This scene is fucking hilarious. The part where he asks her if she's got any pubes and says "I forgot. You don't have any left" always cracks me up.