May is officially here and the flowers are blooming and my allergies are whinging and the bees are swarming... oh, have I mentioned that I hate flowers? I know I photograph them an awful lot on my Instagram for them to be something I dislike but in case you haven't noticed I am full of such crazy-person contradictions. Mostly I dislike them (besides the bee thing) because I know when they're showing their sinister little faces it means Summer is nigh, and Summer can suck it - I'm a Winter Guy. Oh well. There's no fighting it for a couple months so let's try to be positive, and what better way than me making a list of...
My Five Favorite Movie / TV Flowers
The Cemetery Flowers Denis Lavant eats in Holy Motors
Tilda Swinton's Sex Flowers in I Am Love
Josh Hartnett's Horny Orchid in 40 Days & 40 Nights
Allan Payne's Petal Bed in Jason's Lyric
Carol's "Look at the flowers, Lizzie" on The Walking Dead