Tuesday, May 01, 2018

5 Off My Head: Floral Derangements

May is officially here and the flowers are blooming and my allergies are whinging and the bees are swarming... oh, have I mentioned that I hate flowers? I know I photograph them an awful lot on my Instagram for them to be something I dislike but in case you haven't noticed I am full of such crazy-person contradictions. Mostly I dislike them (besides the bee thing) because I know when they're showing their sinister little faces it means Summer is nigh, and Summer can suck it - I'm a Winter Guy. Oh well. There's no fighting it for a couple months so let's try to be positive, and what better way than me making a list of...

My Five Favorite Movie / TV Flowers

The Cemetery Flowers Denis Lavant eats in Holy Motors

Tilda Swinton's Sex Flowers in I Am Love

Josh Hartnett's Horny Orchid in 40 Days & 40 Nights

Allan Payne's Petal Bed in Jason's Lyric

Carol's "Look at the flowers, Lizzie" on The Walking Dead


What are your favorite Movie / TV flowers?


Anonymous said...

Masturbation with the green stuff from Pink Narcissus!

Anonymous said...

I am secure enough in my masculinity to say the flowers from ET.

Anonymous said...

Bright Star, the entire movie is like one big flower!

Forever1267 said...

I forgot how great an ass Allan Payne has / had in that movie!

Topic: "Attractive to the eye and soothing to the smell. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Poppies. Poppies." - The Wizard of Oz