... you can learn from:
Army of Darkness (1993)
AsAsh: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
Army of Darkness came out on this day 25 years ago! I didn't latch onto the Evil Dead train until several years later when I was in college - hard to believe now given how soulless and cynical I am but once upon a time I was a wilting flower when it came to Scary Things; thanks to my religious upbringing I wasn't allowed to watch anything that would've fallen under the category of "Truly Fucked Up" and truth be told even once I was able to I didn't even want to.
(You guys did hear that Fangoria
is coming back, right? Yippee!)