Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Hard Candy (2005)

Hayley: [finishing castration] I wonder why they teach Girl Scouts things like camping and selling cookies. You know? 'Cause this is what's really useful. I don't know how they'd design a merit badge though. That'd be interesting. 

The greatest thing about that quote is clearly the stage direction -- FINISHING CASTRATION. Good grief, this movie. I think Hard Candy's due a re-watch, it's been awhile, and I sure do love my some Sexy Tied-Up Pedophile Patrick Wilson after all...

Happy birthday to director David Slade today!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ugh, yes, he was so hot in this and yet his character was so off-putting. For peak Wilson, I'd have to go with Little Children. Not a great movie but he's approaching Paul Newman-esque looks in that one AND he's frequently under-clothed/naked.