... you can learn from:
Hard Candy (2005)
Hayley: [finishing castration] I wonder why they teach Girl Scouts things like camping and selling cookies. You know? 'Cause this is what's really useful. I don't know how they'd design a merit badge though. That'd be interesting.
The greatest thing about that quote is clearly the stage direction -- FINISHING CASTRATION. Good grief, this movie. I think Hard Candy's due a re-watch, it's been awhile, and I sure do love my some Sexy Tied-Up Pedophile Patrick Wilson after all...
Happy birthday to director David Slade today!