Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Road House (1989)

Wade Garrett: What's the matter? Still living in the past,

aren't ya? We're a long way from Memphis. 

Dalton: Memphis has nothing to do with it. 

Wade Garrett: BULLSHIT. That dog won't hunt. 

I can't believe you're still draggin' that shit around with ya. 

It seems to me, you'd be a little more... philosophical about it. 

AND CUT IT THE FUCK LOOSE. You know, that 

fucking cu-... that *girl* never told you she was married. 

DID SHE? And when a man sticks a gun in yer face, 

you got two choices; you can die 

or you can KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER. 

Road House remains the greatest movie ever made.

Happy 73, Sam Elliott!

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