"I'm not sure why you're bothering. You will never - not in a million years - give the movie anything other than a negative review. It could check every single box of personal likes for you and you would hate it because it's a Christopher Nolan film. Meanwhile, you will heap praise on a piece of vacant, emotionless dreck like A Ghost Story and never once take issue with the fact that the lead actor is a rapist. Or you will spend hours praising effervescent masturbatory indulgences like the Twin Peaks reboot as high art. You are a fraud. An emotionally stunted child who has no business offering film criticism. "--- If Michael Kirk here was angry at me before I'd even reviewed Dunkirk then I guess he's probably none too keen on me now after I actually wrote my none too kind review. But here's to "effervescent masturbatory indulgences" though, for sure! Them's our faves!
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MY goodness, does he have chicken legs or what? Or is it just the angle of the shot?
My, my, my, I hope that Cyrus girl deserves him! I'm thinking Hemsworth is Australian for SWOON! (And seriously? Anonymous comments on his legs? Chicken legs or not the boy is FINE!)
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