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RoboCop (1987)

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Jesse Perkins: Robocop: Who is he? What is he? Where does he come from? He is OCP"s newest soldier in their revolutionary crime management program. OCP spokesmen claim that the fearless machine has crooks on the run in Old Detroit. Today, kids at Lee Iacocca Elementary School got to meet in person what their parents only read about in comic books.

Reporter: Robo, excuse me, Robo!
Any special message for all the kids watching at home?

RoboCop: Stay out of trouble.

RoboCop the film was released 30 years ago yesterday, and RoboCop the director (also known as Paul Verhoeven) was released (as in from his mother's womb) 79 years ago today. Yay for both! Hot off the the big time serious success of Elle we're currently biding our time waiting for Verhoeven's upcoming sexy nun movie called Blessed Virgin (oh I'm sure that won't ruffle any feathers) - until then, be well, Blessed Provocateur!