... you can learn from:
Nervous Woman on Plane: I have to go to the bathroom but I heard about a woman who went to the bathroom on the plane - she got sucked into the toilet. Sucked right in.
A most happy birthday to Bridesmaids co-writer Annie Mumolo today -- the entire scene on the airplane is my favorite scene in that endlessly watchable movie, and I can't tell you how many times her speech about the nightmare she had has been quoted by yours truly, apropos of nothing usually. YOU WERE IN IT.