Monday, June 12, 2017

Ryan Reynolds Likes 'Em Big

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Did anybody watch Claws last night? I love me some Niecy Nash and so I was all up in that and naturally my eye gravitated towards her trashy stacked boy-toy Roller, played by actor Jack Kesy...

... well I mean come on. That's six feet and two inches of prime Floridian beef right there. (And given that all the women on Claws seem to be like 5 feet tall he seemed especially large in context.) Anyway if you watch The Strain you've seen Kesy before, even though you might not recognize him...

... I'm tempted to do a "Which Is Hotter?" poll but there's not any contest here; obviously that Claws Ass wins. But still - he's versatile! I like 'em versatile. And so does Ryan Reynolds, it appears, because Kesy was cast as the bad guy in the second Deadpool movie just a couple of weeks ago. And I have to say there's a similar heft to Kesy as there was to the first Deadpool's villain Ed Skrein, isn't there? Now that I'll do a poll for...

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And in case you're wondering yes, Jack Kesy has played gay before -- in some 2012 movie called Morgan. Anybody seen it? It's available on Amazon right now for rent -- here's the trailer:
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And Jack's also got a fine ass Instagram account;
if you want a few highlights from it hit the jump...








4 comments:

Michael Scot said...

I'm sad they killed his character off. Hopefully we'll get to see more of his fine ass.

MercuryMN said...

The relationship in Morgan is cute (one of the guys is cute and Irish, must be this guy), but the movie is crap. The antagonist is literally (LITERALLY) a slightly inclined hill.

mtmslg said...

Hands down, it has to be Jack. C'mon, Ed Skrein is a real snaggle-tooth. They do have dentists in the UK, right?

Anonymous said...

"A paralyzed gay bicycle racer risks home, relationships and personal health to reenter the fray as a paraplegic racer."

That sounds really worthy and boring, why not mash it with the other Morgan.

"A paralyzed gay bicycle racer risks home, relationships and personal health to fight a genetically engineered killer waif with really big eyes."

And you've instantly made both films 100% better.