Thursday, May 25, 2017

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

The Descent (2005)

Beth: How do you give a lemon an orgasm? 
You tickle its citrus!

A happy 47th birthday to the director Neil Marshall today -- it was announced that he's going to reboot the Hellboy franchise last week (with Stranger Things star David Harbour under the horn-stumps) to much fanboy consternation. As I said then, even though I'm totally Team Del Toro I've never been a huge fan of his Hellboy movies, so I'm fine with this news. Marshall hasn't made a motion picture in seven years! Whatever it takes to get him on the big screen again.

1 comment:

Alias74 said...

Feel like the only one that thinks Neil Marshall is SEXY AF!

Fuck he's hot! I'll watch anything with his name on it!