Today I'd rather be...
Ryan Reynold's coin-slot.
No I don't really entirely get that play on words either (I guess my penis is the quarter?) it's not just you. Anyway I didn't get out to see Logan this weekend, but I did watch this teaser for Deadpool 2 that aired before it several times and when I closed my eyes I was still watching the above moment, so that's kind of like I did something anyway. Right?.