Friday, February 17, 2017

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... getting my mambo on with
Michael Fassbender & Ryan Gosling.

The first trailer for Terrence Malick's Song to Song (aka the movie that will forever be known as the movie where Michael was spotted giving Ryan a back-rub on set) has arrived and even though I haven't liked a Malick movie in quite some time I am totally in the can for this one... but then I was thanks to its cast from the start. 

It also stars Rooney Mara and Natalie Portman 
and it's about the Austin music scene 
and it's out on March 17th. Watch!
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I know I personally am obsessed with Michael Fassbender's crotch, but this trailer really seems obsessed with Michael Fassbender's crotch too? Although like I said that's how I see the world, so I could maybe be projecting. Am I nuts? But either way...

... Natalie Portman is a tiny woman and thinking about her 
and Fassbender having sex makes me uncomfortable


2 comments:

Simone Cromer said...

Michael and Ryan need to be falling out of the bed together.

Dre Brown said...

The Austin music scene? Oh GOD. I can hear the sucking from here.