Friday, February 17, 2017

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... getting my mambo on with
Michael Fassbender & Ryan Gosling.

The first trailer for Terrence Malick's Song to Song (aka the movie that will forever be known as the movie where Michael was spotted giving Ryan a back-rub on set) has arrived and even though I haven't liked a Malick movie in quite some time I am totally in the can for this one... but then I was thanks to its cast from the start. 

It also stars Rooney Mara and Natalie Portman 
and it's about the Austin music scene 
and it's out on March 17th. Watch!
I know I personally am obsessed with Michael Fassbender's crotch, but this trailer really seems obsessed with Michael Fassbender's crotch too? Although like I said that's how I see the world, so I could maybe be projecting. Am I nuts? But either way...

... Natalie Portman is a tiny woman and thinking about her 
and Fassbender having sex makes me uncomfortable


Simone Cromer said...

Michael and Ryan need to be falling out of the bed together.

Dre Brown said...

The Austin music scene? Oh GOD. I can hear the sucking from here.