announced his next movie! It's called Love Child and it will star Edgar Ramirez (yes that is Edgar Ramirez pictured above) (still not Todd Solondz) and Penelope Cruz, who are easily the most physically perfect specimens to ever star in a Todd Solondz movie, with all due apologies to Danny Devito. Here's Deadline's description of the film, which is pure Solondz:
"Story follows 11-year-old Junior, a delusional aspiring Broadway star with an inappropriate obsession with his mother Immaculada. After orchestrating an accident that nearly kills his abusive father, he encourages Nacho, the handsome man living in the family’s guesthouse, to court his mother and become his new dad. But when the two fall in love, Junior becomes so jealous that he is no longer the subject of his mother’s attention that he hatches a plan to frame Nacho for his father’s murder."
Yup, that sounds like a script that Todd Solondz would write. Anyway as gorgeous as Penelope & Edgar are one can only wonder what sort of grease-layer Todd will submerge them in to make us feel a little bit queasy about staring at them. You know it's coming. Until then let us bathe in Edgar's boring natural beauty with another five shots after the jump...