Friday, February 24, 2017

Good Morning, World

Alexander Koch (who is turning  all of 29 years old today) looks exactly like every single guy I had a crush on in college - they were all soccer players and they all had big dark clouds of wavy hair and they all glared at me like I was a green fog of poison gas barreling towards them. Sigh. Good times.

Anyway even if Mr. Koch (pronounced "cock" according to me) was kind of terrible on Under the Dome (granted a truly terrible show all around, it was) I have still managed to post several times about him, so clearly he has his worth. (Lips. It's the lips.) He recently showed for a couple of scenes in the great great great movie Always Shine opposite the great great great Mackenzie Davis and Caitlin FitzGerald (here's my review) and I didn't even recognize him at first; maybe because he actually held his own.

So somebody give the dude some work. We're here for it. We're willing to continue staring at him (Lips. The lips.) and give him the chance to prove his worth. And until then we'll just spend a lot of time with this old big gratuitous post of his.


Aquinas1220 said...

the chin dimple... swoon

Anonymous said...

self hatin gays are so sad

anonymous said...

if he was arabic he would make a great Aladdin for Guy Ritchie's new film. Though Tahar Rahim will always be the best choice, spread the fucking word.