Tuesday, February 07, 2017

Do Dump or Marry: Dapper Dudes

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This picture of Michael Fassbender, Orlando Bloom and Josh Hartnett was taken at the Directors Guild Awards this past weekend, and it feels to me like somebody rounded them up just so I could ask this question, so here we go: Which would you Do, which would you Dump, and which would you Marry? Hit the comments like Michael Fassbender hit up the martinis and let us know...


8 comments:

The Bloody Munchkin said...

Do Fassbinder
Dump Bloom because he is now the celebrity equivalent of sending girls dick pics
and
Marry Hartnett forever.............

sowhatelse said...

Dump Bloom and Hartnett, marry Fassbender and do him until he passes out from exhaustion.

Dan said...

Do Bloom, Dump Hartnett, Mary Fassbender on the assumption I can do him for the rest of time.

John T said...

Marry Fassbender because then I get to do him forever, one-nighter with Hartnett, and skipping Legolas.

Anonymous said...

Marry Fassbinder, dump bloon, do hartnet.

Ryan T. said...

Dump Harnett. I'll do/marry Bloom and Fassbender in any configuration.

Dame James said...

Do Bloom (not my thing but okay)
Dump Hartnett (easy)
Marry Fassy (duh)

Anonymous said...

This. A million times this.