Thursday, January 12, 2017

Fashion Horror Hags TV

So apparently Ryan Murphy is holding court today all day long, dribbling out prime lil' nuggets o' news to the press from his golden fainting couch -- choice bits: American Horror Story has been renewed for a dozen more seasons and Sarah Paulson and Evan Peters (hi Evan) will star in them all even if Ryan has to sic Kathy Bates to hobble them with a sledgehammer. 

Also Lady Gaga will not be playing Donatella in the Versace season of American Crime Story - she's too damn busy! So we can get back to what I suggested then...

Anyway the most important item to come from his most honorable television diva's endless press conference is the first teaser for Feud! Feud is the show about the rivalry between Bette Davis and Joan Crawford starring Susan Sarandon (go fuck yourself, Susan) and Jessica Lange, as if I have to tell you queers that.The show will premiere in March 5th and all we've got is a shaky cam version but for now, watch and wonder...


michaelmurmur said...

Just looked for a search button on your blog but didn't see one? What's the scoop with "Go fuck yourself Susan Sarandon?" Is she not as cool as I've held in my head all these years?

JA said...

I'm still angry at her about political stuff, Michael. But I don't particularly want to have a political argument right this minute (I need a break, it's been a stressful day) so if you're not angry about that just let it be :)

The search box should show up up at the very very top left of the page above the site banner in a grey bar - let me know if you don't see it there; I should probably think about adding one to the sidebar as well, now that you mention it.

Daniel said...

I will not rest until Maya Rudolph is playing Donatella in the Versace season of American Crime Story, AS IT SHOULD BE.

Row-bin said...

Right but shouldn't that be a dead bird and not a rat?