Friday, January 20, 2017

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:


Dawn Weiner: Dignity. 
Dignity is an important quality everyone should have.
Mrs. Grissom: Louder. 
Dawn: That way, you will never grade grub. 
Grade grubbing is bad...
Mrs. Grissom: I said louder! 
Dawn: Because it means you're asking for a grade 
you shouldn't get. Because if you got it, 
it wouldn't be fair to everyone who didn't grade grub. 
Mrs. Grissom: We can't hear you! 
Dawn: It doesn't matter whether you're a girl or a boy,
man or a child, rich or poor, fat or thin. 
You should never be a grade grubber. 
Therefore, dignity is a good quality 
everyone should have. Thank you.
"You've got no dignity, Muriel."

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