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Jennifer's Body (2009)

Nikolai: Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There are so many of us, and we're all so cute and it's like if you don't get on Letterman or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? Satan is our only hope. We're working with the beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is gonna wear your face. [Dirk gives him a look] Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing. The rest is gonna happen. 

I was just thinking about this movie and how vastly underrated it is earlier today when the rumor that Megan Fox might play Poison Ivy surfaced - for the record I am down with that! Anyway then I saw it's also Adam Brody's 37th birthday today so this post became necessary. Adam Brody plus guyliner is sure something special. Adam Brody, where have you gone...