Thursday, October 06, 2016

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Hamlet 2 (2008)

Cricket: Well, this play is gonna bitch-slap 
Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gang-bang. 
Dana: Uh... yeah. 
Cricket: Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters 
can suck a bag of dicks, 'cause all I ended up doing 
was giving you free publicity. 
Dana: Yeah, and did you see my 
dressing room? It has a bidet! 
Elisabeth Shue: That was a sink. 

A happy birthday to Elisabeth Shue today!

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