Friday, October 21, 2016

Donald Is Lando Backwards

Okay okay that's not entirely true, but it's close anyway. Just switch the D and the O and subtract the extra D and voila, it's true! And clearly we should have read the signals, because sexy-ass Donald Glover has just been cast as Young Lando Calrissian (aka smooth-ass Billy Dee Williams) in the Young Han Solo movie and, I mean, duh of course he has. Has anything ever made more sense than this casting? And with Alden Ehrenreich playing Young Han it's only a matter of time before I'm writing in my head a sequence to Han & Lando's backstory that involves some sexual experimentation in college...

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