Taking a week off's gotten me super behind on The Things That Matter, like the fact that James Marsden is on the cover of the new issue of GQ (thx Mac) working a suit like only he can, and also saying in the attached interview that he apparently turned down a small role in none other than Magic Mike, you guys...
"Soderbergh is one of my favorites, but I didn’t know if I trusted myself to be good enough in this to not have my two dozen lines end up on the editing-room floor. I’d look like a naked extra in this movie. It’s perfect the way it worked out, but that’s one of the only ones I’m like, Hmm. I didn’t know it was gonna be the massive success that it was.”
Well fuck you, James Marsden -- too good to be "a naked extra" -- see if I ever talk to you again. (I will talk to you if you talk to me, James Marsden, I am all lies - I will talk to you!!!) Also happening earlier this week -- him and a shirtless James Wolk apparently raced each other in some charity race. Where are the rest of the pictures??? How is this picture via Wolk's Instagram the only picture I can find? Stupid charities.