Thursday, September 01, 2016

Aaron Got a Haircut, Armie Got a Massage

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Aaron Johnson's wife Sam posted just that shot on Instagram from Venice, where they are about to premiere Tom Ford's Nocturnal Animals, which means if we're lucky (and they're smart) we'll be getting pictures of him & Jake Gyllenhaal & Armie Hammer & Michael Shannon & Karl Glusman all standing really really reeeeeally close - I don't want any Amy Adams & Isla Fisher stuck in between the dudes to de-gay the moment, yo! Anyway Aaron's incapable of being anything less than 100% fuckable but I just don't know about this haircut... what do you guys think?
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In related news Armie Hammer recently shared this: 
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A photo posted by Armie Hammer (@armiehammer) on

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Ouch!
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2 comments:

das buut said...

I kinda like the haircut, I want to see it more before I judge.

Unfortunately I scrolled down to see Armie being a fucktard. Gua Sha is some asshole dragging something dull across your skin, breaking the capillaries under the surface in a bullshit 'toxin removal' procedure. Might as well have your ass dragged behind a truck for all the good it actually does. Yes, it literally is just someone scraping the skin until they cause bruising. It's part of the brainless 'eastern medicine is better than western medicine because reasons' movement that yuppies and hippies, and now hipsters, have been spreading for decades. Gua Sha goes hand in hand with Cupping and twat steaming in the modern snake oil business.

Anonymous said...

Nocturnal Animals can't be de-gayed. It's a parable of a famous (gay) couple. Torn apart by the rippling effects of folks just like you and I.