Thursday, August 25, 2016

Which Is Hotter?

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Beautiful and perfect, twenty feet tall and blond and sculpted from marble, Swedish with talent and teeth and muscles poking out of every crevice... but you are older than me, Alexander Skarsgard! You are older than me! Hahahahaha I win! (Sigh. I win nothing.) Today is Alex's 40th birthday so if he's not hanging out in the woods with strange men anymore (ahem) I hope he's celebrating well. Or maybe hanging out in the woods with strange men is his celebration, in which case I say -- I AM STRANGE, ALEXANDER. I am a strange man! I should have been invited. Anyway...


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