Thursday, August 04, 2016

The Full Bloom Effect

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I'm sure you guys remember those pictures of Tom Hardy freeing his willy on the set of that upcoming TV show Taboo right? I am sure. Anyway when those pictures broke there was about 12 hours where we only had censored ones and I posted the censored ones assuming the uncensored ones would leak eventually, and leak they did, but in the meantime it took some effort to put together the censored ones for a post. 

Anyway I thought of that last night when these censored pictures of Orlando Bloom (inexplicably) paddle-boarding naked with Katy Perry showed up online -- I figured I'd go to sleep and see if the uncensored ones were around by morning, instead of being forced to do two different posts and waste everybody's, but most importantly, my own, time. And voila! I get to work and the uncensored Orlando pics are here waiting for me like clockwork. 

Or dare I say... cock-work? Sorry sorry I couldn't help myself. Anyway hit the jump for all the uncensored Legolas with his bow and arrows swinging in the breeze that you can stomach (that's about 30 pictures worth) and then please go to the comments and explain to me what the hell Orlando Bloom was doing paddle-boarding naked as the day he was born in a crowd of people. Thanks!






















ETA a new batch of pictures have been posted over here!
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22 comments:

Simone Cromer said...

He must have been high on something, or in desperate need for attention.

Derreck said...

I mean I'm not complaining but I am terribly curious why he just randomly went naked. Between this and Beiber, this might be a very odd trend to get attention. But then why would he need it? Actually now that I think about it, I have a lot of questions.

(But not bad at all, Bloom. Not bad.)

Peggy Sue said...

He fluffed himself. He's totally aware of the camera, right?

Derreck said...

I noticed that too. I mean in general if you're going to take it off in front of people, you want to look your best but that also makes me think that he knew he might be papped which still makes me wonder why.

Brian Simpson said...

Maybe he just likes being naked, guys. Maybe he's at the point in his life where he's feeling confident and doesn't care who sees. I for one am just happy to see him naked, and I'm not going to insinuate he's on drugs or desperate for attention. I love being nude, and if I was famous, my nudes would be all over the internet by now. Lord, talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth.

sowhatelse said...

His ex-wife the model just got engaged to a 26-year old billionaire. Someone needed some attention.

Daimeon said...

Can people just want to be nude or nudists. Do they need your approval first?

Peggy Sue said...

I'm a nudist! and I fluff when I get out of the water

Anonymous said...

Definite semi-action going on, I'd say about 60%. But I'm not complaining, looking good, Orlando!

NATHANIEL R said...

Orlando Bloom made today so much better.

Craig Buntin said...

Not that I'm complaining, but I wonder why he decided to go full-frontal all of a sudden?

Up until now he has barely shown his ass. Now he shows everything all at once.

Anonymous said...

He's dating Katy Perry and is in one of the most-recognizable, highest-grossing franchises of all time. Pretty sure he's doing all right.

Anonymous said...

Amen to that! Why is everyone so salty about this?

Anonymous said...

Or maybe he just enjoys nudity? I do this all the time, but nobody cares since I'm not famous. No drugs, no need for attention. Some people just enjoy nudity.

Smoo said...

Some people need special reasons to get naked.
Other people just get naked for no special reason, and some of them start doing and enjoying it earlier in life, and some do later.

It is not safer to assume first more or less than latter unless the peop wo gets naked tells why he does. So just let's just assume he got naked - and enjoy that someone with a good camera was nearby.

Lizou said...

I have no complaints, just one concern, sunscreen.

FoxVerde said...

folks bitch about everything today. he's fucking gloriously NAKED!!! shut up you naysayer nellie oleson's.

Neville said...

What a pity he is not circumcised!

loganrunner said...

Thank Heaven he's not circumcised!

nickelodeon said...

THANK YOU LORD.

Paul Outlaw said...

What is the big deal (well, besides his big deal)? This should be something we see all the time (for more than the obvious reasons), but it's a prudish culture we live in.

Anonymous said...

If I looked like that I would walk (and paddle) around naked too. Good for him!