It's sort of a stretch associating this wanna-be-viral video of Chris Hemsworth showing us what Thor's been up to over the past several months with "Morning" because nothing much morning-related happens - I s'pose we see the Hammer tucked in to bed at one point? I was really hoping we'd get the Golden One reenacting Ferris Bueller's shower routine (I'd be curious to see if he could make a mohawk with that hair of his). Alas. But we do get to see a bearded Chris Hemsworth in shorts sitting in front of bookshelves so I'm gonna post this right this second, morning be damned.
"I'm not sure why you're bothering. You will never - not in a million years - give the movie anything other than a negative review. It could check every single box of personal likes for you and you would hate it because it's a Christopher Nolan film. Meanwhile, you will heap praise on a piece of vacant, emotionless dreck like A Ghost Story and never once take issue with the fact that the lead actor is a rapist. Or you will spend hours praising effervescent masturbatory indulgences like the Twin Peaks reboot as high art. You are a fraud. An emotionally stunted child who has no business offering film criticism. "
--- If Michael Kirkhere was angry at me before I'd even reviewed Dunkirk then I guess he's probably none too keen on me now after I actually wrote my none too kind review. But here's to "effervescent masturbatory indulgences" though, for sure! Them's our faves!