Because nothing will wake you up faster than thinking about your own mortality, here let us celebrate the fact that Elvis Aaron Presley died on this very day 39 years ago. All that sexy flesh you see above? It's been devoured by worms. No more, quote the raven -- no more!
Then again Elvis ain't precisely like we mortal coilers - he is more, more and more in fact, and he will always be, for he was a movie star and a music star and a prime Grade-A celebrity slab, and they never end, they just... ascend. Happy Death Day, Elvis!
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