Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Lauren: This is the happiest day of my life!
Sandy: They bought that shit?
Lauren: Shit? SHIT? You're calling my Hamlet shit?
Sandy: He's a wimp! I mean, look at him!
He can't make up his mind about anything!
All he does is go around saying "What do I do?
What do I do? What do I do?" Give me Romeo
or Henry the Fifth! Now there's a guy I could boff!  
Lauren: Boff? So we're back to boffing again?

What a fortunate (HAHAHA GET IT) coincidence - I just re-watched this movie this past weekend in a mini-Midler fest brought on by the passing of its director Arthur Hiller, and today it is Shelley Long's birthday so I can make a whole new post in its honor. Re-watching the movie I have got to admit that it was disarming to realize how much I learned about sex from it - the word "boff" was so strange and new and exciting to these ten year-old ears. So happy birthday Shelley, and thanks for the boffing!



john konopka said...

Don't forget BIG BUSINESS.

john konopka said...