Tuesday, July 05, 2016

Which Is Hotter?

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I'mma let everybody else talk about how ridiculous or not-ridiculous Tom Hiddleston & Ryan Reynolds looked over the weekend in their "I ♥ TS" wife-beaters and leg tattoos from hell, respectively -- my job is not to cast stones, but to weigh them. So put their stones in my hands and let me weigh them, people.


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7 comments:

das buut said...

With the beard and wife edited out, Tom. Sorry, Ryan, but those tats depreciate the value of the merchandise.

Unedited, Ryan, hands down. Always whoever isn't with Taytay Shortcake.

Anonymous said...

His tats are bad but I prefer Ryan's swim trunks and lack of tank top.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe Tom is with... her.

Derreck said...

Hiddles was never high on my list but this PR hustle with Swift? His stock has dropped waaaaaaay down for me.

Ryan easily.

Vesper said...

Yeah Tom Hiddleston's "romance" with Taylor Swift is pretty sickening. Does this mean he's gay if he has to orchestrate an elaborate relationship with a woman like this? Also what kind of grown man swims with a tanktop? Tommy you want to be Bond, go watch Casino Royale and tell me if Daniel Craig goes swimming in the ocean with a tank top. :/

Anonymous said...

@Anon: He's not. He's about as much with her as Zac Efron was with Michelle Rodriguez and Henry Cavill was with that chick from Big Bang Theory.

Anonymous said...

@Derreck: But what about those "men's room wall" legs of his? O.o