Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... reaching for that gold with Sebastian Stan.

The Olympics begin in just a couple of weeks, so what better time for the gymnastics comedy The Bronze, which was dumped into practically no theaters with absolutely no advertising back in March - to hit blu-ray. In fact it comes out on August 2nd, just two days before the Olympics. And you should see it!

And not just because of the already infamous sex-scene between Sebastian and star Melissa Rauch, seen here. The movie itself is very funny! It's the sort of gross antihero comedy that would usually star Danny McBride, but you put a woman in that role and suddenly everybody's uncomfortable. Don't be uncomfortable. Naked Sebastian Stan will make it all okay. Or at least...
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... Sebastian Stan's body-double will. Going through this scene frame by frame as I just did proved that about 75% of what we see is a body-double. But hey it's a body-double with a hot ass, so we'll look anyway. Hit the jump for about forty more...
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9 comments:

NATHANIEL R said...

omg that scene. if only this had been two hours long and the entire movie.

Unknown said...

This is made of Awesomeness and I've already ordered the blu-ray can't wait.

Anonymous said...

Sigh, it's not HD enough. Can't see anything but the butt, lmao.

Anonymous said...

I heard that even in the theatrical version, you can't see anything more than a cleverly placed shadow where his junk should be. Shame.

Uncle Mike said...

Ohhhhh myyyy.

Anonymous said...

Phew, glad I'm not going blind. All I saw was shadow where dick should be.

Glenn said...

Yeah, that's pretty bad trickery there. It makes him look like he's a Ken doll with no genitals.

Anonymous said...

Don´t be so disappointed. According to Stan himself in several interviews (please do the search) he only needs a double for two scenes: leg stretch (gifs 20, 21) and pommel horse (gifs 23, 24). His back is unmistakable and recognizable by all his fans, so the ass is his too. :-)

Gabe said...

What was that? It look like his dick was taped then they digitally blacked it out during post-production.