Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Good Morning, World

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I was just walking to work this morning thinking to myself, upon taking a big whiff of New York City's fresh breeze, "Mmmm hello, July in New York, aka Garbage o'clock." I mean it could be hotter (we haven't had a brutal Summer temperature-wise so far, fingers crossed while knocking on wood) but it couldn't be stinkier and grimier, at least along the ever rancid stretch of Canal Street I walk to work. So anyway with that obscenity riding high in my nostrils I get here to my office and the first thing I see are these pictures of Jamie Dornan (and Dakota Johnson, who gets mentioned now that A Bigger Splash has come and gone and she's proven her worth to me) looking scrubbed and fresh and clean as a douche commercial...

... while filming the Fifty Shades sequel (via) and they almost - almost! - make me think to myself that I'd rather be on a beach right now. I mean if Jamie Dornan was there in his blue trunks there'd be no almost. But I hate the beach, probably even more than I hate New York in July and August, so even the fact that I'm thinking I'd rather be on a beach, the scourge of a beach with all the sunlight and sand (those are pejoratives in my estimation, PS), well that amounts to a lot. Good work, Jamie! You should star in beach commercials, is my point. Hit the jump for a couple dozen more...














3 comments:

Anonymous said...

His bathing suit could be sexier but he looks great. Still have no desire to see this movie though.

1971 said...

Indeed disappointing bathing suit, something better expected. Dornan must be relieved to be finished with this except for promotion. Though ironically Johnson has got more from the first film than he has and proved herself an actress too.
And I don't expect a Dornan frontal in either sequel despite the hype, just minimal butt and bush as before and lots of Dakota naked.

Mattia Nuzzo said...

Those calves!