Today I'd rather be...
... playing Show & Teller.
Last March Miles Teller showed off some beefing-up pictures of himself, which he said were in preparation for a boxing movie he was doing - well now we know that the movie's called Bleed For This and a trailer (see below) and we've all got a whole lotta leopard-print thong and tighty-whities to go along with it. (thx Luc)
My feelings towards Mr. Teller veer wildly from moment to moment - he's such a douchebag, King of the Douchebags really, but, well, sometimes you need a little douchebag in your life. And this movie, leopard-print thong and all, is surely leaning into the douchebag... so maybe it'll work? We'll find out when it's out in November, I guess.