Thursday, May 05, 2016

The Man of Metropolis Stomped Our Hearts

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Just like Jesus Christ, Henry Cavill has now turned 33, just in time to be crucified for his sins and/or bad movies. I mean I kinda feel more like I have to make note of his birthday today than I want to make note of it - Batman V Superman really knocked the last little bit of wind outta them sails. (Course I was halfway there thanks to Man of Steel.) Anyway Henry's still a perfectly acceptable visual...




... he just kind of comes off as if he's over it, at least he does to me. (gifs via) And I felt that way even before that totally obnoxious interview he gave before BvS came out in which he all but said as much. Anyway we're supposed to be wishing him a happy day here I guess, so let's ask something I somehow, crazily, don't think I have ever asked before...

3 comments:

das buut said...

Oh god, can we nominate the cape?

Honestly, he was only hot burning up on that damn oil rig and stealing clothes afterwards. He was obnoxious as the waiter, the idiot who refused to save his dad, and all other incarnations of the character in the first movie. I saw his CK in the trailer for the new movie and I'm not even going to acknowledge that cunty asshole exists now.

Dave R said...

One suspects he will end up selling real estate.

Anonymous said...

Whatever haters, I'd still suck a fart out his rear. Like a bong hit.