It's the 50th birthday of H. Jon Benjamin, the actor slash comedian who voices the greatest animated crush of my lifetime, spy turned kingpin turned doting father Sterling Archer. (Click here to see a big post I did on Sterling Archer previously.) Do you guys think that, when Mr. Benjamin is having sexy times in his real life, sometimes the person he's with will close their eyes and picture Sterling? I suppose it's a danger every voice-over actor faces -- I mean imagine having sex with Yeardley Smith and suddenly hearing Lisa Simpson shuddering with ecstasy. That would be weird.