The ever-reliable (scoff scoff) Daily Mail is saying that Daniel Craig has officially shit-canned another turn as James Bond, turning down like four hundred billion dollars or something similarly obscene to do another one. I have been kind of torn on the matter - on the one hand I wanted him to come back and make one last great movie and not ride the franchise off with the soggy Spectre. But on the other hand he has seemed so totally and completely over it since basically the second he signed on to make Spectre, perhaps it's for the best. Either way now that he might have some free time he should go read this post I posted yesterday about my throuple plans for him and me and Ben Whishaw. Gotta fill your days with life, dude!
So natch we ask - who's next?