Monday, March 14, 2016

Happy Birthday, Gratuitous Ansel Elgort

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Theo James really needs to take some direction from his Divergent co-star Ansel Elgort - while it's like scrounging for table-scraps looking for Theo skin it's so easy to find Ansel without his clothes off it actually becomes a bit exhausting. For instance, his "ice bucket challenge" video from back in the day is one of the finest examples of gratuitous activism ever committed to the internet...

Anyway today is Mr. Elgort's 22nd birthday and while we haven't gotten a ton from him in his previous performances we're anxiously awaiting two of his upcoming projects -- there's the film Billionaire Boys Club, which stars him and Taron Egerton as amoral finance-sector psychopaths (we're hoping it's more American Psycho than Wolf of Wall Street)...

... and then there's Baby Driver, which is Edgar Wright's new movie, and Edgar Wright is enough to make us very excited over anything and anyone, full stop. Baby Driver is supposedly filming right now though so I am guessing it'll be quite awhile (next year probably) before we see it.

Anyway since it's Ansel's birthday we went looking him up and before we knew it we had way too many pictures to not do something of this sort, so here we are. It's not like we haven't posted lots of Ansel previously, even; it's just he's been a good boy this year and given as much as we've received. (I know that sentence is gibberish, but it allows me to think about Ansel giving and me receiving so I could give a shit.) So hit the jump and allow Ansel to give back to the tune of about 50 more pics...



























7 comments:

Laurence said...

Such Corbin Fisher model realness.

tanpoffel said...

That last photo is so adorkable, I can't even...

John said...

I'll take Theo over Ansel anyday.

Marc said...

There is something very punchable about his face.

Gabe said...

Yuck. Pasty twink is pasty.

J.D. Alexander said...

He is so cute and sexy

Anonymous said...

His face looks different in every picture.