Good Morning, Superman

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One of the side-effects of Batman v Superman opening in approximately one billion international territories all at once - besides the movie making almost 700 million dollars over one weekend, natch - is that the film, and its most important parts, are clearly going to make their way online with right quick speed. And so here we are, waving hello to the movie's Most Important Parts.

They are few and far between. The other day on Twitter I said I would probably be reviewing Batman v Superman soon, but I changed my mind as I waded through a bunch of articles yesterday - I don't care enough about the movie to expend that much effort on it. It's terrible. Incoherent, self-satisfied, a dour humorless and ugly sneer wasting our lives away.  You'd think that I might like gibberish taken form given this blog's motto of "Nonsense Incarnate" but it turns out even I need something more than Henry Cavill's supple (so supple) buttocks upon which to lay my face. Speaking of, I am talking too much, betraying my own wordless decree, so go on and go ahead and hit the jump for a couple more gifs o' Clark Kent in his jammies and let's just end this...