Friday, March 04, 2016

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Home Alone (1990)

Kate: Have you ever gone on vacation 
and left your child home? 
Gus: No, no. But I did leave one 
at a funeral parlor once.Yeah, it was awful. 
The wife was distraught and we left the little tyke 
there in the funeral parlor all day. All day.
You know, we went back at night and apparently 
he had been alone all day with the corpse. 
He was okay though, after two, three weeks 
he came around and started talking again... 
Kate: Maybe we shouldn't talk about this. 
Gus: Well, you brought it up. 
Kate: I'm sorry I did. 

Happy birthday, Catherine O'Hara!
I'm going to see her in person in a week or so! Ahhh!

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