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Exit to Eden (1994)
Lisa: You know how some men like women's legs, some like big breasts, some like long hair? Know what I like? I like butts. Men's beautiful behinds. You know what I like to do to gorgeous butts? I like to squeeze them, pinch them and caress them.
As embarrassing (emphasis on "assing") as it must be for everyone involved to have Exit to Eden on their resumes, I do hope that Dana Delaney at least looks back upon the experience of shooting this scene with some fondness. I mean, she got to molest prime Paul Mercurio butt-first, you guys. That's a merit badge you wear proud-like! Be proud, Dana! Anyway today's Mercurio's 53rd birthday so hit the jump for an ode to his most legendary asset...