Thursday, February 18, 2016

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... watching Sullivan Stapleton and Alex Russell
make out in the movie Cut Snake.

Why haven't I watched Cut Snake Yet?

Seriously though.

Why???

What the hell is wrong with me?

Cut Snake, in case you're all like, "What the hell is he even talking about?" is a 2015 Australian thriller starring Sullivan Stapleton (you know him from Animal Kingdom or the 300 sequel)...

... and Alex Russell (you know him as the cute boy from Chronicle who hasn't gotten nearly enough work after Chronicle) -- here's how IMDb describes the plot:

"An ex-convict is trying to make a new life for himself in a new city. But his new life is challenged when his foreboding and charismatic former cell mate arrives in town."

Alex is the one making the new life for himself and Sullivan's his "charismatic former cell mate" and I think you can see, based on these pictures, where the movie goes with that! Right where you're hoping it goes, for a change!

The movie's actually available on Amazon Prime, so i haven't any excuses for delaying seeing it. I mean I have even less than zero, I have reeeeeeeasons!!! (Thanks to our pal Glenn for making us aware of this movie.)


8 comments:

Adam said...

Sullivan Stapleton is actually great in it! He and Alex Russell have — as I'm sure you've noticed — some explosive chemistry. The film itself is a middlebrow thriller and typical tragic gay love story, but I wasn't watching it for the plot...

Anonymous said...

Woof!!!

Anonymous said...

It's the very rare Australian movie that's actually good. I recommend it.

Anonymous said...

By the way, Alex also gets his ass out in this movie.

[ joe ] said...

This is actually a pretty awesome film, and I must confess I almost had an orgasm in that scene where they kiss. There were people sitting a couple seats from me, it would've been quite embarrassing. But yea, watch it, it's quite good.

[ j ]

Glenn said...

My favourite bit is the moment just after this with Sullivan's nipples getting a prominent airing. It was wonderful.

Anonymous said...

I had to watch this movie after seeing this post today. I actually googled Alex Russell not too long ago hoping for something homoerotic to pop-up, but nothing. So this was pretty exciting for me.
This movie wasn't the best; the characters were underdeveloped, the music was everywhere, WAY too many girls sliding in out of each scene, then the ending... eh... I would have liked to see more of this "prison/jail" place where these perfect specimens met and fell in love. DAMN! am I thankful for those little moments where they kiss! So hot! But really let's go back to that prison cell - is that what it's like downunder? You just get thrown in with some hot guy whose like "sure, go ahead lay down where I can spoon you, I guess I'm cool with this? yeah! I'm taking care of you" or someone throws in fucking Alex Russel into your cell and you get to watch him shave and then you fall in love. basically... At this point, I'm considering this as a way of meeting guys... or meeting Alex Russel, or making a movie with Alex Russel, or just watching this movie again in slow motion. Thank you plaidpantqyllenhaalbonerguy, you made my day!

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Anonymous said...

this should be developed into a TV show. Yep.

I'm a robot btw