Like The Old Fever, But Hotter

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Have you guys watched the trailer for the Cabin Fever remake yet? it all feels like some sort of put-on or an elaborate hoax to me, remaking this movie at this point in time with a prettier but blander actors and, if we are to judge it based on this trailer, hitting every moment from Eli Roth's original film note for note for note. I don't get it! Well if nothing else, if all of this is true and the movie's tit for tat, at least we'll get to see this dude...

... have an orgasm with a finger up his butt. 

It's the little things. Here's the trailer:

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This thing hits VOD on February 12th.

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