Last night during The Bachelorette of all things they aired a new commercial for Deadpool and it was all about making us feel creepy ogling Ryan Reynolds in his fetish costume with great big whited-out Little Orphan Annie Eyeballs. Mission accomplished!
But just in case staring across his well-placed leather-clad crotch and into those terrifying pools of death was slightly too much much for you they somehow managed to fit in this shot of Ryan stripping off his shirt too...
... and pre-disfigurement at that, so I'll play along.
"I'm not sure why you're bothering. You will never - not in a million years - give the movie anything other than a negative review. It could check every single box of personal likes for you and you would hate it because it's a Christopher Nolan film. Meanwhile, you will heap praise on a piece of vacant, emotionless dreck like A Ghost Story and never once take issue with the fact that the lead actor is a rapist. Or you will spend hours praising effervescent masturbatory indulgences like the Twin Peaks reboot as high art. You are a fraud. An emotionally stunted child who has no business offering film criticism. "
--- If Michael Kirkhere was angry at me before I'd even reviewed Dunkirk then I guess he's probably none too keen on me now after I actually wrote my none too kind review. But here's to "effervescent masturbatory indulgences" though, for sure! Them's our faves!