I meant to watch this short film last night but well a little something called Star Wars got in the way - I am sure Oscar Isaac doesn't mind as that little something just made him a goddamned superstar. Anyway this short film called "Ticky Tacky" stars Oscar Isaac with a full beard, and it is set entirely in front of shelves, shelves, SHELVES!!! How could it not be awesome, I ask you??? Watch it:
"I'm not sure why you're bothering. You will never - not in a million years - give the movie anything other than a negative review. It could check every single box of personal likes for you and you would hate it because it's a Christopher Nolan film. Meanwhile, you will heap praise on a piece of vacant, emotionless dreck like A Ghost Story and never once take issue with the fact that the lead actor is a rapist. Or you will spend hours praising effervescent masturbatory indulgences like the Twin Peaks reboot as high art. You are a fraud. An emotionally stunted child who has no business offering film criticism. "
--- If Michael Kirkhere was angry at me before I'd even reviewed Dunkirk then I guess he's probably none too keen on me now after I actually wrote my none too kind review. But here's to "effervescent masturbatory indulgences" though, for sure! Them's our faves!