Monday, December 21, 2015

Good Morning, Jake

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A happy belated 35th birthday to our boy Jake Gyllenhaal, whose birthday was this past Saturday but we were off-line and couldn't celebrate it properly. Of course to really celebrate Jake Gyllenhaal's birthday properly we'd need physical contact, three gallons of any slippery substance, and several handfuls of ecstasy pills; sadly several rather shortsighted New York judges have made such a scenario impossible. So we wish it from afar, or at least the court allotted five hundred feet - happy birthday, Jake!
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