Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
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Jimmy: I think when we get to town I should call Betty.
Ted: Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck
thing to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected
by the same girl twice, I mean that's useless.
If you want to make a fool out of yourself,
always do it with someone new.
Jimmy: I don't know anyone new.
Ted: Well, sex is a great way to meet them. 

 Happy Friday the 13th!!!
Everybody dance!