Friday, October 02, 2015

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... measuring Jake Gyllenhaal's length.

I don't really know what the point of this bit from Conan O'Brien last night was -- I watched it with the sound off -- but I read in the video's comments that Jake measures five feet and eleven and a half inches, which is good enough for me. Hell he could be six to eight inches and as long as he had some girth I could make it work.

1 comment:

Andrew Choiniere said...

Asa a giant myself (6'9"), I'm still shocked when I hear how much shorter actors are, and how crazy ridiculous I'd look standing next to them.