Friday, October 23, 2015

Good Morning, World

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I swear to god, Jonathan Tucker's Ass belongs in a museum. I am sorry, Tuck (can I call ya Tuck? I'm gonna call ya Tuck from now on, I am lazy and that's way less typing), but we are coming for your ass. We have to put it in a museum. It needs to be there slapped straight in between Water Lilies and the Mona Lisa, because it is perfect, and because the world won't get to stare at it always and forever otherwise, and since you clearly aren't one to rob the world of perfect things I think you will understand. 

Oh right since you haven't seen Jonathan Tucker's Ass yet (well at least you haven't seen it in this post - we have seen some of it in the past!) you should 1) be watching Kingdom - come for the ass, stay for all the other good stuff that's not ass! And 2) You should hit the jump where I've got the gifs of Jonathan Tucker's Museum-Ready-Ass. Okay it's coming, get yourselves ready...










5 comments:

Peggy Sue said...

We're waiting for the frontal, Jonathan!

JA said...

Well judging by what we can see here bouncing around when he stands up he CLEARLY doesn't wear a sock on set...

das buut said...

You got some tip and neck on one of your caps of the pilot.

J.D. Alexander said...

im speechless.....

Dre Brown said...

This guy is so great. In every way.