Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Adventures in Babysitting (1987)

Chris: So, when the babysitter looked more closely 

at the kids she saw... THEY HAD NO FACES! 

Sarah: Oh my God! 

Chris: Just a pool of mushy goo! 

Sarah: Like Spaghetti-O's? 

Chris: Spaghetti-O's... with meat! 

Happy 52, Elisabeth Shue!

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