Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Dark Horse (2011)

Miranda: I should stop trying to slit my wrists, 

give up on a literary career, give up on hope, 

ambition, success, independence, self-respect. 

I should just get married and have children. 

Happy 56, Todd Solondz! Looking at his IMDb page and seeing the words "Weiner-Dog" and "Post Production" beside each other is making my goddamned heart sing. Greta Gerwig as Dawn Weiner! Brie Larson and Ellen Burstyn as... somebodies! Jesus Christ!

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