Thursday, September 10, 2015

For Every Ginger There Is An Equal & Opposite

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Tom Ford is seriously trying to end the world, you guys! He's about to cast charming ginger Isla Fisher opposite charming ginger Amy Adams in his new movie! (Meaning Nocturnal Animals, the movie that already stars Jake Gyllenhaal & Aaron Johnson & Armie Hammer, oh my god.) The end is nigh if we allow this to happen! Look at that google search pictured above -- I am clearly not alone in believing they are the same being. If they meet it will be like what Doc says in Back to the Future Part II:

"I foresee two possibilities. One, coming face to face with herself 30 years older would put her into shock and she'd simply pass out. Or two, the encounter could create a time paradox, the results of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe! Granted, that's a worse case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to merely our own galaxy. "

Is it a coincidence that 2015 is the year Back to the Future Part II is set in? And where's my goddamned hoverboard?
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